A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself,
"I like the way this company does business!"
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he
weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at
the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life,
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch
me, you can have me."
He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to
catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the
same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he
has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely, " he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons
standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I
catch you, you're mine!"
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