1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing
Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In”.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors.” or "For Marijuana"
7. Finish all Your Sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation
9. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go-”
11. Sing Along At The Opera.
12. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!
15. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives,
16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have to Let One Of
17. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
18. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE
THE FITTING ROOM IS.
19. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out:
“THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”
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