Virginity like bubble ~
one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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There is no such thing as rape.
Woman can run faster with dress up than man can with pants down

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Man who run behind car
get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
&n bsp;
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong ~
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.

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War not determine who is right ~
war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Now send to 10 or more people.
Nothing will happen
but will get 10 people laughing!









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